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Why, Why, Why

• Posted by Theresa on July 13th, 2006 filed in Anything Goes

One of my fellow Toastmasters sent me this ponderance. It made me chuckle this morning, I hope it will do the same for you.

Why, Why, Why?

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

• Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

• Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

• Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

• In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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